I now carry a work iPad Pro in my work bag all the time and still never use it beyond moving things from Simplenote to Drafts.
I just don't know why I have such a mental block with it. Is it the form factor? Is it that I'm so used to doing everything on a phone? Is it because it's in the bag and there's the additional friction of getting it out and ensuring there's somewhere to set up?
Maybe it's because it's a work iPad and there's a subconscious isolation happening in my brain that prevents me from investing in it as I make a point of keeping home and work separate.
Being unable to change back to an iPhone this time around has prompted me to rethink what I'm using, and why, and this question came back because of that.